Jizz Lung

Jizz Lung is a serious illness of the lungs resulting from prolonged exposure to aerosol jizz particles. Those afflicted often experience death and pain. Its treatment carries added risks, such as Napkin Lung. Jizz Lung is not communicable.

Gene Wilder was long a silent sufferer of Jizz Lung before succumbing to its fatal embrace in 2001.

I would not hang out at Russell's house if I were you; you might catch Jizz Lung.

by Adonis Whinny Cole September 15, 2008

jizz elf

a very small and disturbing creature who enjoys sucking penis and taking it up the ass

brett highland is a huge jizz elf

by jim mcartney January 27, 2007

jizz for brains

when someone is really retarded, it is said they have jizz for brains.

wow that crack ho must have jizz for brains having baked her skull with rock.

by butt man December 7, 2005

jizz mopper

the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot

You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!

by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003

jizz mopper

One who mops jizz

He's the guy who cleans the nudie booth at beach guy jerks off.His job is to clean the booth after every guy blows his load.I dont know if you know this but cum leaves streaks if you dont clean it right away

by Gothic Bob May 26, 2003

jizz biscuit

What your mom eats every morning

by Christy February 12, 2003

What the jizz

an exlamation similar to "What the fuck!" expressing disbelief or disgust.

Example: Upon seeing that your best friend is hooking up with the ugly kid: "What the jizz?!"

by Nicolle August 14, 2003