The Japanese fire-bush crab sandwich is foreplay involving a Japanese girl with a large crab-filled bush.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.
Proceed to get a lighter and light the Japanese’s girl bush on fire, immediately extinguishing the flame in order to prevent burns. Scrap the burnt pubic hair off the Japanese girl onto a sandwich, preferably a sandwich with true authentic Japanese meat, such as sushi and teriyaki. Complete the Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich by force feeding the Japanese girl your signature dish, ensuring that every last crab pube is now ingested in the depths of the Japanese girl’s once Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich free stomach.
Chuck Norris used his laser eyes on Suka Dik’s pubic hair and proceeded to karate chop the burnt hair off onto the freshly toasted sandwich. Suka Dik munched up that Japanese Fire-Bush Crab Sandwich like she was Ghandi.
by JBB3 December 5, 2009
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by Maj. Lanny Phipps March 5, 2021
Get the Working like a Japanese prisoner of war mug.guy 1 - dude, did you just see like 50 asian guys in tuxedoes walk into T.G.I Fridays just now?!
Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!
Guy 2 - Holy japanese tuxedo dinner party!
by Leesus May 7, 2010
Get the holy japanese tuxedo dinner party! mug.when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.
Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl
Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!
Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019
Get the Do you think i Japanese like a school girl mug.Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.
Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009
Get the Japanese Straight mug.by Darren Pierce April 21, 2011
Get the Japanese Pan Noodles mug.Japan has sustained so many strong earthquakes spring of 2011 that is has been dubbed quaking Japan.
The tsunamis that resulted destroyed numerous parts of Japan and was followed by a meltdown at the nuclear plant, further damaging the country. All these horrible and powerful events have left Japan quaking in their boots, witnessing the sublime of nature.
The tsunamis that resulted destroyed numerous parts of Japan and was followed by a meltdown at the nuclear plant, further damaging the country. All these horrible and powerful events have left Japan quaking in their boots, witnessing the sublime of nature.
Have you heard about quaking Japan's nuclear crisis?
Poor quaking Japan.
We should all donate to help relief efforts in quaking Japan!
Poor quaking Japan.
We should all donate to help relief efforts in quaking Japan!
by fanxy April 26, 2011
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