Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia
by beeba April 27, 2025
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Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day
by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023
Get the gooning mug.The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
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Flicker Gooning is an extremely difficult variation of gooning where a gooner brings themselves to "point of no return" before letting go of their penis with and holding back the ensuing explosion by flexing the same muscle that allows you to make your penis "jump." It is extremely hard to keep a consistent contraction in this muscle, so a "flickering" technique of repeatedly stimulating the muscle is often employed.
by AtomicW1nter May 25, 2024
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some symptoms of being a goon are as followed:
-lack of intellect
-lack of awareness
-having a punchable face
Note: not to be confused with goon which is a low ranking member of a group of syndicate, the context of this term is to be used an an insult for dumb people.
some symptoms of being a goon are as followed:
-lack of intellect
-lack of awareness
-having a punchable face
Note: not to be confused with goon which is a low ranking member of a group of syndicate, the context of this term is to be used an an insult for dumb people.
by Dont tell my school i'm here October 12, 2020
Get the Goon mug.The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.
Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
by Dont let me catch you at 4am June 6, 2024
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