1. In football, to give the ball some welly from 40 yards out in the hope you will score a brilliant equaliser and be carried off the pitch by adoring team mates, rather than hit a defender or balloon hilariously over the bar, as you almost certainly will.
2. In a wider context, to refer to somebody having a jolly good go at something that they will inevitably fail at.
2. In a wider context, to refer to somebody having a jolly good go at something that they will inevitably fail at.
1. "We're into the 89th minute. Owen's got the ball, Geremi's to his left, and...oh dear."
"What can you say, Clive. The lad was going for glory."
2. "Did you see our Jeremy, chatting up that blonde bombshell?"
"Yeah. Got to give the lad credit, going for glory like that."
"What can you say, Clive. The lad was going for glory."
2. "Did you see our Jeremy, chatting up that blonde bombshell?"
"Yeah. Got to give the lad credit, going for glory like that."
by Parsefone June 12, 2008
Bish ya pussy too damn hairy, go Gillette.
I need to go Gillette before my date tonight.
My ballsack is screaming go Gillette.
I need to go Gillette before my date tonight.
My ballsack is screaming go Gillette.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
A term often used in high risk WSB stocks to encourage others to buy the stock which causes it to "Go to the moon". After this seentence is written there is usually a moon or rocket emoji.
by Ballsucker Nr.69 February 24, 2021
when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.
This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010
5yo: Daddy, why do ducks have webbed feet?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
by SushiWarlord March 21, 2019
by leftydog1961 August 11, 2020
To leave abruptly after sex.
To spooge and split; fuck and flee; screw and skeedaddle; bang and blow; blow and goodbye.
Also for some reason a chain of convenience stores in Wyoming; formerly 7-11s.
To spooge and split; fuck and flee; screw and skeedaddle; bang and blow; blow and goodbye.
Also for some reason a chain of convenience stores in Wyoming; formerly 7-11s.
I once was so busy that I had to Kum&Go behind the Kum&Go.
"Is that seriously what they're called?"
"For the last time, YES. Fucking google it!"
"Is that seriously what they're called?"
"For the last time, YES. Fucking google it!"
by Loaf&Jug April 14, 2014