robbie evans

If your boyfriend is a Robbie Evans, your in trouble he's Hitler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his nob is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won't go into a cacoon and get bigger.

Oh no, my boyfriend is a Robbie Evans

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

To Evan

To fly a jet Into someone on Grand Theft Auto 5

Hold on I'm going to evan this person

by THEKINGCOMET April 18, 2018

evan siwik

A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.

Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately

by bigfatcat123 August 19, 2017

evan raupe

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.

Bro! evan raupe almost shot up the school again!

Who else but evan....

by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018

Evan

the little ho of the friend group who belongs to their girlfriend (fact)

He's the Evan of the group

by rach4realz December 12, 2018

Evan hough

Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him

Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough

by Nigga man Cole December 13, 2018

Evan

Evan is A good friend Evan is also a nice person Evan makes a lot of friends I know when Evan sees someone feeling down he makes them better ..... I think it makes sense.

~rickyisdabest

When Yiu see Evan when you see happiness.

by Rickyisdabest December 15, 2018