The Doe

A website that publishes only verified, anonymous narratives in efforts of repairing civil discourse.

"Wow, did you see what The Doe posted the other day? They grabbed a story out of someone from the Astroworld incident."

by thedoe November 23, 2021

why does ben think about amanda poop

kinky winky

why does ben think about amanda poop “this is a big kink”

by shwalalalaa May 31, 2023

Does tuge have rizz?

Fuck no. This little squiggle diggle figgly giggly boy does not have rizz, he's alone as hell.

"Does tuge have rizz?"

"Fuck no"

by Bignotsmalljohn June 10, 2023

What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 7, 2025

In What Episode Does Brick

A phrase usually used in shorts where the character Brick Heck from The Middle does something extremely retarded without any punishment.

Seymour: “In What Episode Does Brick Get Decapitated and Walked Around Paris with His Head Raised on a Pike in 1789?”

by Marker000 January 8, 2026

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023