Coopering

When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.

"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."

by NickSultan April 10, 2021

Cooper

A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is SUCH a Cooper"
Person 2: "What a faggot"

by Person with a job February 12, 2023

Mariea Cooper

A drug adict skank who doesn't care about anyone but herself a real whore who should spen the rest of her sad miserable life in prison steals from her kids a dumb slut

Hey look at that crack whore she must be Mariea Cooper

by Chicken_little77 March 16, 2020

Cooper

A very tall and handsome guy, always has a girl crushing on him. Very approachable and if you ever want to talk to him, he will always sit and listen. Very kind and caring towards people aswell. Very handsome like I said before and gets alot of girls.

Hannah: “Okay tell me your crush”
Kate: “Okay, okay.. it’s cooper”
Hannah: “Wait what I like him too??”

by igetalotofdick April 29, 2022

Cooper

Cooper is a man who is tall, black haired, moderately skinny, and who has a cute voice. Cooper usually shows his feelings in a way that may come off as uninterested, but he is actually crazy for you. He blushes a lot and your friends TOTALLY ship you guys together. He is charming, unperfect, caring, and kind.

Friend1: Ooooooh~ Cooper
Friend2: Y/N and Cooper sitting in a tree-

Brother1: Hey Cooper, any updates on Y/N?

by dudelookatdisdood April 24, 2022

Chloe olds Cooper

She’s a horny bitch loves anal in the sea loves to dye her hair till she looks like a fishy scarecrow and master Bates with a mascara and love to suck ellie Chester’s and jada Buckley’s big cheesy toes and has massive burger nips boys hit the bitch up

Chloe olds Cooper is a horny bastard

by Suckie for ten Buckie December 23, 2018

Cooper

if you know a Cooper, you are very lucky.. Cooper is usually tall and has blue eyes, and is very good looking and very athletic Cooper is also the realest, coolest, funniest, most true person you will ever meet. He will also be the best boyfriend you will EVER have! You can trust him with anything.. he will never tell anybody if you dont want him to he is also very good with girls and doesn’t find it hard to impress and show off in front of them.

Oh there’s Cooper I can’t believe how good looking and funny he is.

by Daddy😤✊🏿 November 23, 2021