Coffee Sack

The act of tucking your testicles in someone elses asshole and trying to create tention by pulling away.

Example - Coffee Sacked

Tiny Tim coffee sacked Aunt Carol!

by dankzi July 31, 2006

midnight coffee

When one is attempting to sleep at a late hour and just before falling asleep he farts. The rancid stench of his fart awakens him or his partner fully.

"Damn I'm tired. I keept myself up all night with that midnight coffee."

"I was going to spend the night with her, but that nasty bitch gave me a midnight coffee. I woke up and got the hell out of there."

by Diban urctionary July 12, 2014

Irish Coffee

The Irish Coffee is a small, low key fishing boat that was lost at sea during the early 1990s. There were only 3 crew members at the time of disappearance: 2 fisherman and the Ships Captain, Cpt. Dank. Remnants of the Irish Coffee were found off the cost of San Francisco, California.

There was a video of Irish Coffee in the physics video today.

by yannidepp October 28, 2009

Coffeed Out

When a person has had enough coffee for the day.

Husband- Hey want me to make another pot of coffee?

Wife- Not for me I am coffeed out !

by troubledemon May 9, 2010

coffee can

A coffe can is a big ass hole...u see this wen girls get fuked in the ass by big dick...Its sumthin thyt jims mom has

I was goin 2 fuk jims mom in the pooper but then i found out that she had a Coffee can

by weird fuken dude May 9, 2006

coffee maker

1. Cup of coffee with cum in it given to a woman after sex.
2. Cumming in your hand and then slowly dripping it onto the woman.
3. Slowly cumming in short quick bursts so as to drip onto the chick like when a coffee maker is almost done.

As soon as he was about to cum, Gary quickly pulled out and used the ol' coffee maker approach to give the girl a facial.

by JJLG December 9, 2007

Scottish coffee

A perversion of Irish coffee enjoyed by certain Russian girls who did not realize that there is a difference between Irish Whiskey and Scotch, or even between an Irishman and a Scot.

Olga ordered asked for J&B in her Irish whiskey. We christened it as Scottish Coffee.

by jhhhcentruian September 22, 2005