A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
by chigman452 September 30, 2022

by 1234bobbyyyy June 2, 2016

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023

A classic dish from globally renown food capital of the world, Chicago, consisting of 5 lbs of french fries covered in several overly generous dollops of cum followed by a shot of Malort. Ask any Chicagoan what condiment they eat their fries with and they'll tell you CUM. Often considered one of "the classic foods synonymous with Chicago" and "the next best thing since deep dish pizza". Originally popularized on the south side Maxwell Street district.
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by James Westen April 19, 2019
