This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
by Garads July 9, 2024
Get the The BEAN (Chicago)mug. When you spray your semen into a table fan (after masturbation) and it goes all over your body and face
by I literally just camed rn May 24, 2018
Get the Chicago Snowstormmug. A kid who is academically better than others and better at sports that kids from other schools.Hahahahhahha
by Tåtyäńå October 22, 2019
Get the Chicago Hope Kidmug. When you nut on your girlfriend's back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom
"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback in a row. I'm so over this curse"
by Theresa Jiles August 4, 2025
Get the Chicago Wetbackmug. When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
by Zachschway June 9, 2018
Get the Chicago Style Panicmug. A pot smoking game that requires at least three players and three blunts. Stand (or sit) in the shape of a triangle. Each person lights up a blunt at same time. Puff and pass at exactly the same time, so you are continuously smoking. Keep puffing and passing until all three blunts are smoked. You will get REALLY HIGH, REALLY FAST, which is kind of the goal. Invented on the streets of Chicago, hence the name. Over time, it made its way to other cities, but still called a "Chicago Triangle", even if you are in New York.
Smoker1: Hey I just scored 3 blunts!
Smoker2: Let's do a Chicago Triangle!
Smoker 3: (pulls out matches) Let's go!
Smoker2: Let's do a Chicago Triangle!
Smoker 3: (pulls out matches) Let's go!
by DJAK47NYC July 11, 2025
Get the Chicago Trianglemug. hes bo and hes from chicago, has some d1 prospects but dropped them for a monk. hes bo from chicago tbh.
by bdustdadawg March 6, 2023
Get the bo from chicagomug.