jet-candy

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel

Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy

by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017

Candy-Ass

A college Football player (usually a quarterback) who chooses to transfer to a new school when he loses the starting job. Rather than support his team in a backup role, like a real team player, he quits and/or transfers...thinking only of himself.

Kelly Bryant had a chance to win a national title at Clemson, but he acted like a Candy-Ass instead and quit on his team rather than play as a back up quarterback

by BM T-ray September 1, 2019

candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.

dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?

by glow bear May 26, 2017

candy rock

Rock that entertains goth girls.

“Do you listen to Andy black?”

“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”

by Theoldman February 9, 2019

candy miner

A person of exacting quality who inconsiderately fingers the entire candy dish only to pick out all of the obvious best candies.

Dude, why is there only fucking lemon left? Why do you have to be a candy miner?

by candydude123 February 20, 2018

Candie cakes

Alternative nickname of a white girl with an incredible booty named Candice. She is extremely beautiful and has an amazing body and a personality that just brings warmth to your life. She has a glow about her that just makes you love her. She is amazing any guy or girl would be lucky to be with

Candie cakes is a one of a kind woman.
Damn! Candie cakes got cake.

by Vinnie Van Gogh January 2, 2017

candy mami

the female version of a sugar daddy

"She is my candy mami."

by radatad September 6, 2016