Bus blindness

When you get on a bus, not expecting to see anyone you know and then becoming temporarily face-blind whilst looking for a seat, resulting in you missing them completely.

Guy 1: Ash just got on and didn't see us back here. Why is she sitting by herself?

Guy 2: I know. I swear she looked right at us, she just got total bus blindness.

by generic brown-haired male April 9, 2009

bus fucked

when you have the worse possible luck imaginable catching your bus or busses.

Sorry I'm late! I missed my bus by mere seconds, then the next one didn't show, then the one after that was ten minutes late! I got totally bus fucked.

by Pickles McDoody October 30, 2010

Short Bus

People who are retarded.

Peter, you're a short bus

by BagelBoy29 May 13, 2019

Bus 11

Bus 11 much like any urban center, crackheads, Snapchat users, queers, religious CNN watchers, and LSD addicts graze freely with little to no intervention.

Ex.1 “Hey, you been to Detroit” “na man, that place is Bus 11”

by Couldn’t think of a name December 18, 2019

Skin Bus

Penis, but usually used with "Riding" when you are having to bend over and take it - like an impossible and painful situation you can't get out of.

My boss has me riding the skin bus on this project.

by BonDobbs December 28, 2007

twinkie bus

noun: A smaller than standard school bus generally used to transport students with mental and/or physical disabilities. "Twinkie" derives from the color of the bus (yellow) as well as the size of the vehicle (small). Also known as short bus or retard rocket.

"You better watch it, Jimmy, or you're going to be riding the twinkie bus to school before you know it.

by Spesh October 7, 2004

blue bus

Someone wrote that this is "a bus in which retards travel". In the song "The end" by The Doors, Jim Morrison chants that "the blue bus is calling us", and later "meet me in the back of the blue bus".

Maybe this is symbolizes a state of insanity, as in "come on, lets leave our sanity behind and go crazy together"? This makes some sense in the light of the rest of the lyrics and Jim Morrison`s lyrics and poetry in general.

the blue bus is calling us,
meet me in the back of the blue bus

by Psychotic_Illusion January 15, 2008