Bruce Lee

In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:

"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."

...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.

Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"

Response: "Get a life, nerd."

by Charles B. Lee-Norris. January 6, 2008

Dirty Bruce

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.

My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

pro-ana bracelet

a red beaded bracelet that is worn by anorexics who are proud of their eating disorder. It is a symbol known by almost all anorexics. An anorexic can easily identify another one if they are wearing this bracelet. The pro-ana bracelet is also worn by anorexics as a constant reminder to always stay strong and avoid eating.

Girl 1: Maria looks too skinny. I didn't see her eat anything except a carrot stick for lunch. I wonder if she has an eating disorder.

Girl 2: Obviously Maria has anorexia and is proud of it, she is wearing a red beaded pro-ana bracelet.

by Miss Martha March 23, 2007

sex bracelet

Bracelets made popular by Madonna and the 80's that have changed meanign from a simple fashion statement to bracelets meaning sexual favours.

Favours:
Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red - lap dance
Purple- Anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
glittery green-69
glittery purple-French
glittery orange-kiss
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
light blue-masturbate
gold-suck on any part of body
gray(silver) - flash

My boyfriend broke the red sex bracelet I was wearing- and I decided to go shopping for some sexy music and lingerie.

by lagunacarta January 7, 2009

Bracebridge

the sickest place to ever be with freakin pimps all over

Ryan: hey bitch wheres mah money

Bitch: wat r u from bracebridge er somethin cause i aint yo bitch

Ryan: now u r

by dapimpkid July 20, 2009

Jelly Bracelets

Some people say these bracelets mean everything people say they mean and other people say they're mearly fashionable. Me, on the other hand, i think both ways. I started wearing them as a fashion but my boyfriend (and only my boyfriend) started breaking them off. I still wear them as a fashion. I'm not looking for anyone to break off afew black ones so we can fuck it up all night long or anything. I just sometimes do the hugs or kisses with my boyfriend. But what I'm saying is, it's all a matter of opinion. Those who want to wear those bracelets just to have a one-nighter with some hot dude can do that. And anyone who wears them as fashion can do that to. They only mean what you make them mean!

heres what some mean where i come from-
red: lapdace
blue: oral sex
purple: kissing(extreme breaking means anal)
yellow sparkle: hug & kiss
gold sparkle: makeout
black: all the way home
clear: whatever breaker wants
yellow: hug
orange: kissing
white: flashing chest

by allison hunt November 30, 2003

jelly bracelets

At my high school we really don't do that crap but me and my friends joke around about it

Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red: lap dance
Purple- anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Brown- toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
glittery green-69
glittery purple-French
glittery orange-kiss
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
light blue-masturbate
gold-suck on any part of body
gray(silver)- flash

by ur moma June 2, 2004