May 5

The national day you text your crush saying that you love him/her.

Tristan: Hi Emma, it's May 5. Haply birthday!
Emma: Thank You!
Tristan: I have been thinking to tell you about this for a while so here I go. I love you.
Emma: Awww I love you too.

by TAS+EP=Love September 30, 2021

May 21st

National fuck that boy named Jacob day. On this day, it is tradition to throw that one boy named Jacob down a flight of stairs.

Hey Jacob! It’s May 21st! Get your ass on the stairs so I can push your dumbass off

by fuckyoujacob May 09, 2020

May 21

National tell your crush you like them day.

Sally: do you know what day it is?
Robert: no.
Sally: it's May 21 national tell your crush you like them day, better go tell my crush.

by Anonymous7694 May 15, 2021

12th of may

12th of may wow what a shite day to be born people with the biggest dicks are born on this day only people born on this day can gobble down a pack of grapes in a second

I’m born on the 12th of may- ewww you have a big Willy

by Smellyballbag723 December 30, 2021

May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 11, 2022

May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022

May 1

try something you haven’t tried before.

Today is may 1st i’m going to go try to play volleyball.

by ♉️ November 22, 2020