Retro barking

Barking out orders after the fact.

You can bark all you want...I'm retro barking...I received no such benefits on my bday last week so u gonna 'go shawty' for me....okay?

by Puma Lisa March 25, 2010

Online Banking Shock

The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

The result of a Splurge.

Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?

Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.

Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.

by TMBTenor December 30, 2010

Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012

Get back in your truck and reverse

Another term for when you cross the line

When someone has took it too far
"You need to get back in your truck and reverse'

Or
When someone over steps there boundaries
"Get back in your truck and reverse"

by Mary Virginia July 3, 2019

Chase the barking spider

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.

Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.

by MicAng August 12, 2012

i'll be back in a year

A dear friend of mine,Tony Stark; after a surreal lulu ran to the front door, head draped in a towel and said "I'll be back in a year". Then promptly vanished.

It means I don't plan on seeing you again, ever.

It's not you, it's me. Let's meet again "I'll be back in a year".
Avenged nyu win Tony Stark-

by Teaselliot4me March 7, 2018

blackin'

Slang for "off the hook".

Look at that dude rocking the Hellsing shirt over there. Now he's blackin'!

by Real_AirCooledMan March 25, 2007