Trap face

the sad emotional face you make to trap a guy into thinking you're vulnerable and need rescuing, ultimately allowing you to manipulate him for your own selfish needs

Sarah used her trap face so often, she forgot when she didn't need to use it.

by Death bunny June 1, 2018

Sage Face

A kind of dazed and confused facial expression that occurs during one's first 30 days of sobriety. Typically it is made by a resident of the Sage dorm at Baldy Hughes.

Look at his sage face (when he got an extra plate of sausages during breakfast)

by baldinhuhes December 18, 2017

face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.

by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!

by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

Lovely Faces

A person's face that is appealing to look at.

Wow.. Olivia over there really has a lovely face.

Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!

by noonebythenameofolivia March 1, 2011

Face Fucker

A man who pumps away at a woman's mouth during a blowjob as if he were fucking a hole in the wall, usually with his hands on either side of her head.

I needed to deep throat an entire box of Popsicle's after that Face Fucker treated my mouth like it was a pumpkin with a lubed-up hole cut into it.

by MomWhoreReet June 18, 2019

yao face

an internet meme standing for "I don't give a shit"

Mom: don't drink in that party son

Son: *yao face* no mom I won't (I'll drink till I don't know who I am)

by aesede December 17, 2011

Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.

Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.

by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011