Freddy Joke

A type of joke that involves the character Freddy, his mom, and a lot of staples. Freddy Jokes are very stupid and are meant to be hilarious at around two in the morning.

a few Freddy Jokes:

Why did couldn't Freddy eat breakfast? Because his mom stapled his face to the wall.

Why was Freddy hot? because he was on fire.
Why was he cold? because he was dead!

Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the kitchen? because his mom had stapled his hands to the living room couch.

Why did Freddy say ouch when he walked into the living room? because the living room was a pitchfork.

by Splurshy McHiggins May 19, 2010

bad joke

A bad joke is joke that is so bad you don't even know how to comprehend it. It is something that was intended to be funny but when you arrive at the punchline, it leaves you confused and speechless such that the only words you can utter out of your mouth is "BAD JOKE"

Dianne: guys you want to here a joke? What's 1 + 1?
Guys: I dont know?
Dianne: 11... you get it ?
Guys: Dianne that was a Bad Joke

by wardz911 August 6, 2011

Offensive Joke

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.

Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark

by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019

so joke

Used in bristol as far as i know. Meaning that something is really funny or was such a laugh

Dude, we tricked that kid into putting his hands in the paint, it was so joke!

by Nick BC October 11, 2004

Joke man

When a guy says it to a girl he likes

Your a joke man

by Backstreetman February 4, 2020

ko joke

A Term that originated in the St Edmund Campion, that describes a terrible joke. It is called "Ko joke" because a student named Kojo would always say bad jokes, so students innovated the term d joke and renamed it "Ko joke"

YO Dawg thats a Ko joke, you suck.
Stop saying all those Ko jokes man.
Yea Ko joke, shut up!

by jamall Daniels May 2, 2008

The Leaf Joke

Originally referring to a specific joke (where a leaf has no money for a taxi), the term "leaf joke" now applies to any lame joke that you and your friends tell to outsiders, laugh at, and pretend is funny.

This results in a lot of confusion by the outsider, and they'll think they've missed the point... and typically laugh so they look like they "get it".

The Leaf Joke (ending):... and the dim sim said "No"

Your friends: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Outsider: (what??) Oh! Yeah! hahaha!!!

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010