Leah Austin c:

Leah Austin is a beta male species of Orangutan. There characteristics consists of having red/ginger hair, having a urine-like odour, doesn't accomodate eyebrows and has clusters of freckles. They usually like to hang out in groups containing either smelly pakis or irrelevant people. Since they hang around in groups, these animals are very dangerous to handle so they're usually put in Zoos and kept in Solitary Confinement. This usually causes the Leah Austin species to get depressed and self harm. If these animals are not handled correctly, the urine-like odour will grow stronger and make the magnetic field to shift causing it to destroy the superconductivity and cause a Critical Field which will collapse the atmosphere and leave everyone exposed to incredible doses of radiation (Roughly around 2-3 sieverts per hour(this amount of radiation can cause 1/10 people to die within 1 hour of being exposed)). This will result in everyone receiving stage 4 cancer and literally rotting to death.
*at the zoo* Ricardo: "Yoo Liam! You know that Leah Austin c:? They're dangerous animals you know." Liam: "I know! If you get up close to them, they sometimes smell like urine."
mugGet the Leah Austin c:mug.
When four men have group sex and one of the participants receives a golden shower. At least half of the urine must go into the receiver's mouth and be swallowed.
Hey man did you hear? Last night at the party I got an Austin with a side of Bryan.
by Joe Jackson September 1, 2008
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jake austin ronci

the love of my life, jake austin ronci. jake is kind and cute and funny. he is lily’s bf!
jake austin ronci and lily r sooooo cute at the football game!
by lilyissocool November 28, 2021
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Austin 3:16

fred: My throat is sore from that Austin 3:16 last night.

harold: True dat.
by browny May 8, 2006
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austin clay emerson

He will treat a girl like a queen and buy her things and he will love you unconditionally
Austin clay Emerson) hey baby want to go shopping to get you something

Girl)no baby I don’t need nothing.
Austin clay Emerson)ok I love you my queen
by Yeetyret January 11, 2018
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austin taylor mcintosh

When you think atm most of you think "automated teller machine" but in all actuality it means austin taylor mcintosh and/or ass to mouth to some people. So after you pull your cock out of a chicks ass yell an say gimmie an austin taylor mcintosh ....
"hurry gimmie an austin taylor mcintosh"
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