Zombie Niels

When Niels gets so drunk that the zombie inside him takes full control of his body and mind.

"How was the party last night?"
"Well, Niels became Zombie Niels and tried to steal a car, but otherwise it was good"

by Adrian1906 January 9, 2020

pot zombie

a term used by dick heads who hate pot so they say it turns you into a "zombie" mainly used in the 70's

look at those fucking pot zombies

by REALITY BEAST October 24, 2017

choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

Zombie fucker

A zombie fucker is at least fucking somebody that can fight back.

Alex didn't feel as ashamed to be a zombie fucker as he did when he was fucking corpses only. He knew fucking corpses was wrong, he just didn't know this until after he started fucking zombies though, nobody taught him.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

by tutyilion February 13, 2017

Grid-zombie

Grid-zombie- A human being that fears "deautomatization" and continues, constantly in the habitual psychological structures that organize, limit, select, and interpret perceptual stimuli. I.e.; limiting one's self to a very confined "comfort zone" of location and behavior. See: Steel cocoon.

I traveled 6,000 miles on foot and by thumb, from one end of this land to the other, sleeping in the woods, while all you grid-zombies traveled 12,000 miles, in your rolling, steel, cages in a 7.5 mile radius from your steel cocoons.

by kdelik May 23, 2019

zombie taint

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.

OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.

by Poompi March 31, 2016