some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<
person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.
by RileyKay May 27, 2024
Meaning: You are something else. Too extra. Too much of something.
Typically after action(s)/ behavior(s)
Typically after action(s)/ behavior(s)
After Jack came up with THE BEST Smart Alec response, Jay looked at him and said, “you’re a cat bird’s kitten.”
by Southerncharm or smartass December 12, 2021
A very un-kawaii person that uses discord every day and doesnt get off unless there's something wrong with it. They're usually a 69 y/o man using discord trying to find a e-daddy or their 10 y/o kid trying to get free robux buy using discord.
by E-kitten April 08, 2024
THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
by QUACKMIESTA June 02, 2022
by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024
Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.
She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.
by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 01, 2023
This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018