Dusty burger

A threesome in a dusty environment with no clean participants, often at burning man.

"We lost you on deep playa last night. Where did you go?"
"We just layed down and had a dusty burger."

by DPWTF June 29, 2015

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis

Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?

I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.

They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.

by B-Jects March 24, 2025

dusty

Multiple meanings, in this case when used as an adjective.

There's nothing in this room at all/no work to do today/no messages in the inbox, etc - It be dusty as fuck in here.

by Calm tortoise May 4, 2023

Dusty Surprise

When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise

Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"

by therealwhiteowl April 8, 2015

dusty cartridge

A man’s bumhole

It had been a while since someone had blown in my dusty cartridge, but man it felt good

by Andyb123123 April 15, 2023

Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.

Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.

by Krustyclown August 31, 2021