Randomizer

a thing that chooses for you

Wow the randomizer said yea

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

No Random Crits Syndrome

Something that a random forgettable Tf2 YouTuber coined where weapons in TF2 have no random crits and that’s all it is and it has no use at all.

No Random Crits Syndrome may have something to do with Sado-Masochism

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 18, 2022

Random

Unsystematic, unmethodical, unexpected, unplanned, without method or conscious decision, by chance

Abby chose a marker at random.

by Urban Barbie May 4, 2022

Random

adjective
1. made, done, or happening without method or conscious decision.

noun
1. an unknown, unspecified, or odd person.

Adjective
1. "apparently random violence"

Noun
1. "Cat and Jim sure are a pair of randoms"

by umop-3pisdn August 13, 2019

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Random's syndrome

When a person turns out to have either mental issues or missing a parent figure (mother/father)
The person having random's syndrome can be also called under term "Femboy"
The syndrome symptoms are wearing too much so called high thighs and promoting so called "transsexuality"

The person may also like to promote/express it on public

"Look at the femboy"
Could be used when the person have random's syndrome or when the person has the following symptoms

by exoticemental February 26, 2024