lol noob

A destructive word that only pros use. Only to be used in dangerous situations.

Kyle I like you
Jeff lol noob
Kyle *dies*

by yes-hi-hello April 03, 2020

no skin noob

Sometimes simply referred to as a “no-skin”, a no skin noob is a fortnite player with insufficient funds to purchase the battle pass. Often not very good at the game, they are frowned upon by their squad-fill teammates. Always first to die.

No-skin: “where we dropping boys?”
Randoms: “Shut up you no-skin headass”

“Ffs we have a no skin noob in our squad”

by NotoriousNoz May 27, 2018

ogl noob

a person whos at the bottom of the noob food chain...a downsie

stfu ogl noob and lick my taint

by mattus August 12, 2003

yammie noob

a complete legend who is a double Daytona slayer and is going for round 3

''have you seen that guy yammie noob on youtube recently?''
"Yeah, didn't he just drop some fire merch."

by yeetmaster5720 May 14, 2019

noob the pwns

to pwn so hard, a person is unable to think, speak, or type coherently

noob the pwns (verb) - Screwattack.com noobs the pwns!!!

by DemonLlama July 28, 2008

noob tube

COD4- Grenade launcher mounted on an assault rifle.

Caomplainer: Oh my god I can't handle how real this GAME is I keep getting killed by a person with a grenade launcher.

Me: Well in war we'll just make sure you don't fall victim to any unfair tactics. Would you like your binky now?

(I do not use the "Noob Tube" I'm just tired of hearing people complain about it. I also hate the term noob it's retarded)

by B Vegas April 21, 2008

alto noob

Little children on games with mics who have an extremely high pitched voice, often times hurting ear drums and causing brain damage.

STFU ALTO NOOB! Hey alto noob, stfu and go back to the nursery where you belong.

by Lexoz November 06, 2007