banana dangle

When you rest your penis over a balcony and let it fall downward.

Hang on, I'm going to banana dangle over this railing.

by BeeTleet August 19, 2014

Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017

Hannah banana

A type of girl who’s name is Hannah, they love making slime and always are doing something weird. Has two close friends.

Friend: what’s that smell

Hannah: idk I’m going to take a shower
Friend: gets down on all fours and snifs the whole room till finds something under the bed

Hannah: walks in
Friend: I think I found it *holds up a stress ball full of wet rice*

Hannah: that’s me always being a hannah banana

by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020

sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

Rusty banana

Having sex with someone on their period and then not washing off for days. The blood then oxidizes and creates a rusty film on said dick.

Oh dear God, did you hear about Jeremy? He had sex with a girl on her period three days ago, hadn't showered and now has a rusty banana.

by Definitely not Selena February 8, 2021

Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm

Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.

by SerialMind July 25, 2014

yodeling banana

When you are bored and are typing random things in to the urban dictionary

I am really bored, u know I'll type yodeling banana in to the urban dictionary

by Jesster_the_giraffe July 27, 2017