National Steal A Hat Week

The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.

I can't wait for National steal a hat week!

by Sithlord531 November 6, 2022

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

STD weeks

the first two weeks of college;

dude literally during STD weeks i went wild

by heyoooooooooo December 15, 2017

Ark Week

Een week waarbij Ark Survival Evolved full time gespeeld wordt.

Ik heb echt zin in ark week!

by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025

It's been weeks

It is an expression used when someone hasn't noticed that their nicknames are being changed.

OMG! It's been weeks and he still hasn't noticed that his nickname was changed to "I'm gay"

by Maestro Divider December 26, 2022

Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”

Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.

by LETian September 11, 2024

Throw shoko week

At the end of every month you need to throw shoko at people

Throw shoko week is real

by RealNo591 October 23, 2022