Where’s the Condom?

A very risky game that only few are brave enough to play. You start with a condom on. Then during sex you pull it off like David Copperfield and slam it back in without saying a word.

I was smashing that ho from behind and slipped that rubber off. Then after I cummed she was like “Where’s the condom?” I promptly snapped her butthole with it.

by Travis Castle May 28, 2018

Where's Hitler?

If locating the next Hitler was anything like Where's Waldo, would anybody be suprised that he turned out to be Russian? Hitler also didn't have a potential Communist ally like China nearby though, and it isn't a great time for another World War, especially not one of a magnitude that has never been seen before. The United States just got out of a war, but it seems like they're in a hurry to get in another one, it's almost boring us to death not to be be fucking with somebody like the world police.

Where's Hitler? might not have as "happy" of an ending as World War 2, if the United States is realistic about it.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Where's the thing I'm hiding

They say

Retard "Where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "Yeah but where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "No. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "You gotta tell me where the thing I'm hiding is or else I don't believe you."

Hym "Hey. Heyhey. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "..... But where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do. I'm just going to kill a child."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

its where we go, its where we'll be

Haunted by Beyonce, 3:08-3:15

"its where we go, its where we'll be. i know if im haunting you, you must be haunting me."

by princessvereena. August 9, 2024

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.

I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

OK, where

a response to fuck you. Often used by US. Marines as a response to being flipped off.

GySgt. Williams: Fuck you, sir! You’re not getting that promotion to E-7 with that ugly-ass shaving profile!
SSgt. Purdy: OK, where, GySgt.

by kinghiroichi1 December 22, 2024