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Video Game Gutter

Any individual obsessed with playing video games, to the point that they are continuosly distracted from reality .
Please son/daughter, please get your head out of the video game gutter....
by rma1234 September 23, 2021
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Every Jordan Peterson Video

"See, people say that I'm wrong but actually I'm right!" ~Jordan Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."

Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"

Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2025
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Video starts at

The heroic phrase of a commenter on YouTube to save us time from the greedy YouTuber who won't shut up about off-topic yammering, trigger warnings, and barrages of sponsorships with a the basic phase Video starts at followed by the much needed timestamps.
YouTuber: This video is sponsored by Hello Fresh.

Hero: The video starts at 3:20
by Chevyman95 November 12, 2023
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Video

Something people watch, it is also known as a "Watchy-Thing"
Nice Video dude!

Or
Good vido man!
*vidoe
*vdieo
*vado
*Watchy-Thing
by Chowcalats sowcays February 21, 2021
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human video

A skit, sketch, or drama to a song done by people, live.
We performed a human video at our school about teen violence to the song Hero by Skillet.
by Maxedout27 October 28, 2013
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video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.
Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."
by Slamberelli July 28, 2017
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