makeout hair poof thing

adjective - when your hair forms a wave-like existence that would be the result of a good, hard makeout

Anna's pictures of me are awful, especially with that makeout hair poof thing.

by cadencezonks May 10, 2011

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

9 thing

the 9 thing, is the moment at which a programme starts on E4, and a large number of 16-25 year olds tune in.

Also, a 9 thinger, somebody who tunes in at said time, to said channel.

The O.C, Smallville, Invasion blah blah

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Its Monday, E4 of course"
"Ah, so your a 9 thinger"

by ollie_h May 25, 2006

Thing

Believed to have been invented by non other than Dave Rollins himself, thing is a word to replace all nouns none to man.

Note that thing is never plural.

Send all them thing to warwickshire.

Have you got thing.

by Dict-o-man September 30, 2003

The Bad Thing

Erectile dysfunction; the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner.

John: You fuck lucy last night?
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened

by shhh566556 February 15, 2009

Shiny Thing

1. n, Simple and prominent distraction.

2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.

Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.

1. I've got this project that's due Monday, but... Ooo, a Shiny Thing!

2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.

by Infinity Squared December 27, 2008

Retard Mutant Emo Thing

When theres a person that is a mix in between scene/prep.

"Whats with that weird looking scene kid with the aeropostale shirt?"

"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."

by zetsubouwalker August 10, 2009