wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.
I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.
by templehoffer May 17, 2012
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wind eye

Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑

Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
by Ksa December 14, 2023
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Wind up

“Don’t defy them, or else you’ll wind up like the others
by alexpc12309 January 15, 2023
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blame it on the wind

a phrase you say if you've done something wrong
Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.
by heylia17 March 26, 2015
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French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
by RacinJason November 30, 2018
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The Wind chime

When you hit an angry guit and fart at the same time
I hit the wind chime and my girlfriends jaw dropped
by Ab050600 May 11, 2025
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How made winds

English converted from Chinese pronunciation"好(hao)美(mei)的(de)文(wen)字(zi)", which means “such beautiful words”. Most of it is used when the other ppl swears bad words and u want to support his/her points, more like a teasing manner.
Someone says "Matt's such an asshole." u r like: "How made winds."
by Hugepeep May 14, 2020
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