Half-Vegan

Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off

"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"

by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022

Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

veganism

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.

“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”

by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022

Vegan

A vegan also know as (a piece of shit) is someone who doesn’t eat meat because they think it’s bad? Fucken vegans

I went vegan because i have no life 🐔

by VeganHater001 October 17, 2021

Vegan

Ancient Tribal Slang For Village Idoit Who Can't Hunt or Fish

Alex the guy next door is a Vegan !

by anonymous January 26, 2025

wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Vegan Humiliation

Humiliating someone that is vegan who enjoys being bashed on their beliefs of being vegan.

I bet you can't eat meat huh? Grass only? Moo for me!

That person is into Vegan Humiliation, they go out on the street to be made fun of being vegan

by Shayne's Boo June 15, 2021