elephants for swords

When you're a feking weirdo by nature and wanna hit Trump with a big ole elephant to save America

Squishy let's eat Trump with elephants for swords!
Imma name my band that you dork lols

by Vjzsnsjsozhssss lw December 18, 2016

elephant comment

a comment that is so eloquent and witty that it's awesomeness is as gigantic as an elephant

I was trying to come up with an elephant comment to compliment your appearance, but I drew a blank.

by gesischmesi June 28, 2018

Alabama Elephant

When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube

“Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant”

by CBPC601 December 09, 2024

When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.

Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Sweaty elephant

When a guy runs around to get his balls nice and sweaty and then puts one nut over each one of the victims eyes and his dick down their nose like a trunk.

Sam fucked Kelly so I gave him a sweaty elephant. Thats really how he got pink eye.

by crackaricanms January 06, 2018

pick me elephant

Joshua Zeppeli

hey do you know what a pick me elephant is?
no

oh, it's Joshua Zeppeli

by elana gillbert September 14, 2021

Soggy elephant

When you’re giving head to a big dick and he can’t get hard

Girl 1: Oh my god I was giving to head this guys the other day, and you wouldn’t guess what happened!
Girl 2: what happened?!
Girl 1: he had a soggy elephant!!!

by October 29, 2020