Austin: “Hey Moe, did you see that zach over there?”
Moe: “Yeah bro, beastiality is gross. Zach play.”
Moe: “Yeah bro, beastiality is gross. Zach play.”
by Ar11936255 November 23, 2022
Get the Zachmug. The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
Get the Zach Haircutmug. the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.
by curved5858 January 1, 2023
Get the zach whartonmug. 
Zach; he is a berry handsome guy he is dating a beautiful girl named Ansley he goes to innovation middle school and likes to respect and show love to his known ones once again he is dating a girl named ansley witch he says he can not live without he is related to Kanye West and like to sing Jennifer by Trinidad cardona. He might be very cringe and embarrassing at times like this 😂 but he is Zach and Zach is awesome
Zach is awesome
by Shehshndjdj November 13, 2018
Get the Zachmug. Zach is usually acting gay. He feels pleased when he is around guys, specially his best friends. Zach loves a nice vibrator.
by MuddyDude October 9, 2019
Get the Zachmug. A grumpy and hardworking dude, Tomato Zach is an icon. He loves to roast people, and watch sketchy YouTube videos. If you have a Tomato Zach in your life, prepare to get roasted. He loves his Jeep and keeps it in perfect condition. If you step on his perfect lawn, you better run cause he loves it.
by Santa squad November 14, 2018
Get the Tomato Zachmug.