by Tdog Most savage March 12, 2011
Get the Split For Lifemug. by Boxlova October 22, 2020
Get the split jerkmug. It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.
"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"
by word nerdz August 20, 2019
Get the Split ticketmug. When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the split peen soupmug. by RAR XD February 21, 2018
Get the splits on treesmug. Driving on the high part of a dirt road instead of on the worn out spots. Ruts are the holes already created. If you split the rut, you avoid driving in the holes by driving up on the high spots. This avoids undercarriage damage and getting stuck
by Bopeepandsheep June 27, 2021
Get the split the rutmug. This is the creation after your intermediate boss sticks his penis in your ass and has his way with you, then afterwords sprinkles cocaine on his fudge covered banana for you to consume before sending you back to work.
Guy 1: Bossman gave me a Banana split in his office just now.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.
by NightlyParadox September 20, 2025
Get the Banana splitmug.