January 27th

January 27 is the day you go to the mall with your single friends and celebrate that you don't have relationship problems

-------:Why are all of us her except (Girl who has boyfriend)?
You: Because it January 27th!
-------:So?
You: Today is the day where we celebrate being single!

by ARYALBH22 December 15, 2021

January 27

You have to do what your girlfriend says

Girl- you have to do what I say
Boy- what, why

Girl- cause it’s January 27
Boy- ohhhh

by Red stockman January 26, 2022

January 22

He’s a fine piece of meat carrying a fine piece of meat… if you know what I mean. Can’t afford to lose a guy like him.

GF- “ He’s so attractive… plus he’s packing!”
Her friend- “Was he born on January 22?”

by .LP. October 19, 2021

No Juul January

Throughout the month of January, you cannot hit a Juul, otherwise you have the infinite gay. Those who follow No Juul January may Juul after January is over.

Bro 1. Hey bro, you didn't hit the Juul right? Otherwise you have infinite gay
Bro 2. Nah man, I'm staying true to No Juul January

by ComradeWithBigSad December 30, 2018

January 28

It’s National HOGWARTS day!!!!! Wear your Hogwarts house color all day long!!!!

Kid: Why are you wearing all green?
Me: Because it’s January 28!
Kid: What about it?
Me: It’s national wear your Hogwarts house color!!!!❤️💚💙💛

by Slagle Bagel January 28, 2021

22 of January

Jake’s birthday- Best day of the year. The best person was born that day. Literal god. Everyone shall celebrate it. If it’s 22 of January go out on the street and yell “HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKE!!!” or else…

A: What day is it today?
B: It’s 22 of January- International Jake day mf. Now get on your knees and praise him.

by ogsbi_pickle January 22, 2022

January 8

the most smartest persons where born on january 8! So if you're born on january 8 it seems that you are a very smart person :)
btw if you're reading this on your birthday a very happy birthday from me to you

boy 1: ''hey do you know her she seems so smart.''
boy 2: ''yeah because she's born on january 8''
boy 1: ''oh that makes sense!''

by im_not_james_bond January 4, 2022