Ghost nap

When you sit in the back of class and lay your head down with a hoodie over your head and go to sleep,

Mary: Who's that sleeping back there in the blue hoodie?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a Ghost Nap after pulling an all-nighter.

by NightdesertHawkManguy October 1, 2014

Platonically ghosted

Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.

Dude guess what? My BFF just platonically ghosted me.

by megabruhmoments November 14, 2020

Dingle Ghost

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole

Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

or

My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts

by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009

the ghost buster

when you pee in between your girls legs while she is peeing named that cause you can't cross streams

me and my girl did the ghost buster the other day

by dan akroyd September 1, 2014

Ghost Shit

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.

BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"

by WIPEN' FORWARDS May 26, 2018

Ghost Memer

A person who memes for another without taking credit to gain a competitive edge on ones' opponent

Ayo Jiggz got a ghost memer making all his memes!

by Ghost Account July 19, 2018

ghost benefit

An employee benefit that no one uses but is perceived to be useful to employees. Sometimes taking the place of a high use benefit in order to cut costs.

Bruh, I don't want free online classes from a non accredited school, ghost benefit bullshit. I just want my health insurance back.

by Bingbongfresh April 10, 2023