FREE WIFI

GET WIFI ANYWHERE YOU GO!

wanna have free wifi? then go to lumeo .co SCAM

by Not_Ceehny December 20, 2020

free lock

Putting a bike lock through one wheel and around the frame (as opposed to through the frame and around some immovable object) preventing the bike from being rolled (but not carried away).

Oh, that's OK, you can take that post, I'll just free lock over here.

by paulcintoronto October 1, 2008

sober free

Means you're always smoking, drinking, always partying, an everyday high.

The homie stays (SOBER FREE) everyday.

by networth1 October 24, 2015

Free speech

A fun idea but a lot of people are using it to excuse the Dumb Shit™ coming out of their mouth. You're allowed to say the Dumb Shit™ but you still said it and others have the same right to come at you. Some of those others will very likely also say some Dumb Shit™, in turn spawning more Dumb Shit™. Unfortunately a side effect of free speech is headassery.

Person A: *says some Dumb Shit™*
Person B: *calls them out*
Person A: Free speech, every heard of it?

by neroq January 10, 2022

Free Guy

An entity/player in a server/game that is not bound by the standards/rules.

Yep, Tommy owns the server and you will probably see his avatar while you’re playing. You can’t blow him up! He’s the Free Guy.

by Grendels Skull August 14, 2021

Free Monkeys

to be in a good, great or beyond great mood or feeling. Ecstatic.

Happy

"I just got a raise today... Free Monkeys!"

"Blues Traveler is playing a free concert today? Sweet! Free Monkeys!!"

by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

Dank Free

Having no cannabis in your system.

Hey dog you down to smoke tonight?

Na I gotta stay dank free for a while cuz of my upcoming drug test for my new job.

by XxTokerxX4Life October 3, 2008