A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear spontaneously underneath your brand new footwear.
Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.
If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.
Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears
HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk.
If a Dog Egg is found with used toilet paper nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg.
Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears
HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know white dog eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
Look mommy! That dog is laying a huge egg on the grass, do you think the man with the lawnmower will notice?
John: Damn, we are out of eggs!
Tim: rover.....walkies!
Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
John: Damn, we are out of eggs!
Tim: rover.....walkies!
Ok, when I said let's egg some cars....I didn't mean mine, or inside it, or with fresh dog eggs
by TheBadVoice February 21, 2011
Get the Dog Eggsmug. by AceRockola April 9, 2005
Get the Lou-Dogmug. A Rain Dog is a dog caught in the rain, with its whole trail washed away by the water so he can't get back home. A stranded dog, who wants nothing better than to get home.
People who live outdoors, people who sleep in doorways, loners knit together by some corporeal way of sharing pain and discomfort.
A term coined by Tom Waits on his album named Rain Dogs
People who live outdoors, people who sleep in doorways, loners knit together by some corporeal way of sharing pain and discomfort.
A term coined by Tom Waits on his album named Rain Dogs
Inside a broken clock
Splashing the wine with all the rain dogs
Taxi, we’d rather walk
Huddle a doorway with the rain dogs
For I am a rain dog too
(from Tom Waits' Rain Dogs)
Splashing the wine with all the rain dogs
Taxi, we’d rather walk
Huddle a doorway with the rain dogs
For I am a rain dog too
(from Tom Waits' Rain Dogs)
by The Eyeball Kid April 26, 2006
Get the Rain dogmug. Juicy, plump, mystery meat that looks eerily similar to both a hot dog and male genitalia. Typically sold at gas stations, such as Speedway. Named for the roller grill on which they are cooked. NOTE: Be careful when ordering a "roll-a-dog", because it is also a sex move often performed by hookers in the back of such establishments.
by Mr. Meows July 25, 2012
Get the Roll-a-dogmug. Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)
by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 7, 2021
Get the Joels dogmug. by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008
Get the Sober as a dogmug. A spin off the popular "crime dog" refers to an individual who loves products such as "slim jim" and mountain dew. They enjoys hours of video "gaming" and consuming mass amounts of marijuana on the couch. On weekends "scrime dogs" can be found going out tryin to sleeze on random snatch and impress the ladies with his "model" looks
Requirements:
This person must own jean shorts, skin tight jeans, and nappy beaters with rust/pit stains on them. "Scrime" individuals happen to be so dirty that they rust when they sweat.
Requirements:
This person must own jean shorts, skin tight jeans, and nappy beaters with rust/pit stains on them. "Scrime" individuals happen to be so dirty that they rust when they sweat.
by TonythemanP November 17, 2010
Get the Scrime Dogmug.