Cage of twats

Collective noun used to describe a group of socially inept and nauseating people. In extreme circumstances it can be used in the singular form i.e a cage of twat.

"I don't want to go for a drink with that cage of twats."

"Why are you surprised? He is a cage of twat."

by uncaged April 9, 2010

Twat

A pregnant goldfish.

Nice twat you got there.

by ohnoes. :o August 15, 2008

Twat Dingler

A twat(vagina) has had so many cocks in it that it is so stretched out it dingles around.

WOW! That hoe had a Twat Dingler!

by Benjamin Pepino Lime October 12, 2008

Speccie Twat

A person who wears glasses and you wanna call them a twat with more insultation.

God Monica your such a speccie twat.

by Molliee. March 4, 2009

twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

by Kizzle82 May 28, 2007

bubblegum twat

when the pussy lips of a female sag down low like pieces of ham flapping and looks like chewed pieces of gum.

EX.1
man 1: did you see that girls twat?

man 2: yea it was so fucking loose it looked like pieces of ham flappin' in the wind
EX.2
most porn stars pussy's. you know, the kind you can fit a MAC truck thru

by Char December 12, 2004

twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.

My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!

by aikybrky February 24, 2010