Vampire Monkey

A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"

"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"

by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 22, 2010

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Vampired

Someone strung out on drugs, like heroin

I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.

by k bunny March 19, 2023

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Vampired

When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.

"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired

by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009

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Vampire Juice

Blood as a result of mensturation

"Man, last night I went down on my girl, had to wipe the Vampire Juice off my face"

by frisbeedog13 January 10, 2020

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Asian Vampire.

When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.

Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.

by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023

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