rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017

Rusty nut

Rusty nut: (noun)1. Primarily sexual in reference, a rusty nut is the condition of a scrotum that has been made red either due to slapping or some other form of trauma to the scrotal region.
2. Alternatively, rusty nut is a derogatory term referring to a man with red hair.

- (1)The ol’ lady got a little rough and really gave me a rusty nut.
- (2) Rusty Nuts O’Flannigan drinks Guinness by the gallon.

by TheYard July 17, 2018

rusty pilgrim

1. anal sex while the giver is wearing a three- point hat and the reciever is bent over Plymouth Rock

2. interchangable for the word "cool"

1. I was giving a rusty pilgrim yesterday and I think some tourists saw me

2. Dude, that's mad rusty pilgrim

by Amyson April 14, 2008

Rusty Trumpet

Similar fo the Rusty Trombone just in reverse typical male and female fashion. The male rims out the women and commences diddling her piddle with multiple fingers in a trumpet like fashion.

Dave: What did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: We started our own brass band!
Dave: She gave you a Rusty Tombone?!?
Aaron: And then I gave her the Rusty Trumpet!
Dave: NICE!!
Aaron: And then we each drank a bottle of Listerine so as to not get E-Coli.

by Jasper Stupolotics August 17, 2008

rusty bagpipes

The Process of giving multiple Rusty Trombones at a given time. Usually upwards 2 or more. Giver must switch between anal cavities to recievers, while always atleast giving a handjob to the person being blown upon.

After sarah played rusty bagpipes we played bukkake on sarah

by Jordan John! December 30, 2005

Rusty Nail

To bang a girl on her period.

Courtney was on the rag, but I didn't care. I totally rusty nailed that bitch.

by Johnny Tsunami Loves The Poonani July 8, 2006

Rusty Hurricane

The act of quickly pulling out your penis during anal intercourse and then proceeding to give your partner a golden shower simultaneously blowing gusts of air on your partner by flapping your arms in a wave like motion.

"My girl loves it when I pee on her and do her anal. So I'd thought I would give her the best of both worlds and give her a rusty hurricane."

by Spicy Ketchup September 19, 2009