Ninja punch

Usmc slang for non judicial punishment

Dude, that marine got ninja punched by the big green weenie for the second time, he is getting an bad conduct discharge.

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

ninja fortnite

NINJA GONE DOWNHILL???!??!?!??!?!? ONLYFANS IN DESCRIPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ninja fortnite did the naked thing

by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Ninja Shoe

A synonym for the word camel toe. A pussy pressed into the crotch of some pants.

"She's showing off her ninja shoe! And I like it..."

by R Peezy March 20, 2007

Bra Ninja

Someone who can undo a girl's bra with the Two Finger Ninja Technique without the girl noticing.

Chloe: Yeahh and then he said....
Betty: Woah watch your back, here comes Bob... He's such a 'Bra Ninja'...

by Helllllyeahhhhh January 3, 2010

Status Ninja

Any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response

Jesse:" Did you see Chris' comment on Jesseism?"
Giovanni: "No."
Jesse: " It was soo funny! He's such a status ninja."

by TheStatusNinja February 5, 2010

ninja dicked

Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.

-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!

by JCjenny December 10, 2010

song ninja

1. (n.) A music artist/group that releases a song so catchy, it remains in your cerebellum as if a ninja is kicking your concentration's ass. 2. (n.) A person who sings, writes, speaks or texts you lyrics to an annoyingly catchy song or plays said song loud enough to hear, that gets stuck in your head. 3. (v.) {-ed} Hearing/ reading lyrics to only part of a catchy song, causing you to have it rattle around in your brain until you hear the entire song from beginning to end.

1) ::humming "Tik-Tok" by Ke$ha:: *ARGH!* Damn you Ke$ha! F*cking song ninja!
2) Guy: "You're a song ninja, you know that?"
Girl: "What do you mean?"
Guy: "I've had 'Blame it on the Alcohol' stuck in my head ever since you ordered your drink. Where's your iPod, I need to hear it now."
3. ::text message:: "SHOT TO THE HEART! AND YOU'RE TO BLAME..."
Damn, I've just been song ninjaed.
::text reply:: "DARLING YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME!"

by MaverickAg April 27, 2010