Swag Edict

Official declaration or order by an authority to commence in swag, or swag activities immediately.

Citizen: Hey how are you?
Government Official: I declare a Swag Edict.
Citizen: Swaggin

by TheGoldenGorilla April 7, 2021

Independent Swag

Swagger not completely copied by what someone saw on tv and music videos. A very different hairstyle to simply the way someone laces their shoes, Clothing brands not a lot of people know about, underground music they listen to all adds up to that 'Independent Swag'

Your girl just wore what everyone told her to, my girl got that independent swag and dont need anyone to look good!

by NoNeedToTrip April 12, 2011

swag jackin

The jacking or stealing of someones "swag". To steal swagger from a fellow swag person.

"yo, i was tryin to play basketball yesterday but this kid was swag jackin".
"that sucks bro".

by tjtjjtjtjtjtjo November 21, 2010

Applesauce Swag

The swag you acquire when you think you are good at something, but clearly are not. Generally is the douchebag of the group who suffers from SMS (Short Man Syndrome) and just lacks overall rationalization that they really aren't "the shit." Tends to get angry when they suck at something (which is all the time, you would think they would be used to it.) and do irrational things such as break up with a girl or fuck a dude.

Yo Dillon, your applesauce swag is through the roof!

by Boozher August 2, 2011

swag

kristyn and alexis :D

5 AM sawg (:

we got swaggger and yuu dooont :D

by kristyn and alexis January 19, 2011

Swag Fag

One who thinks he is better than everyone else based on the amount of artificial swag he has. This annoying personality trait is coupled with his obsessive use of the phrase "swag" in situations undeseriving of that title.

"Congratulations! You aced the math exam!"
"Swag."

"Ugh, he's such a swag fag
...

"Hey Johnny you ready to go to Stop & Shop?"
(Johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
"Yeah dude, I thought I'd just dress up...grocery swag."

by squirrellover33 September 24, 2011

Swag suicide

To destroy years' and years' worth of hard-earned swag with an unforgivably swagless act.

Dude #1: Dag, Kev used to be the MAN before that day he came to school with a jheri curl

Dude #2: Yeah, talk about swag suicide.

by NicKotine09 February 19, 2010