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Steven

Steven is a person that is so small that when he runs on grass it tickles his balls
Person1-your so short

Person2-hes such a steven
by Vato Hola February 27, 2017
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A cool guy with a big ass cock and is loved by the talibans. His special skill is deep throating and he loves to take it up the ass. He works at a gas station.
I like to be a Steven
by rxvzfy May 16, 2017
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A gay guy (usually white or mexican) who masturbates to pictures of anime characters in his basement. Known in schooling as a creep who will stalk the guys and the girls and sometimes the teachers. He will rape them and touch them weird unless they give him free v bucks.
Get away creep! You're such a steven!!
by Chicken breaded ass June 14, 2018
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He's a nice guy, great friend always there when you need him on a daily....BUT when Steven drinks... a dark side arises. He becomes a manly man, a savage with the ladies..a real fuckboy. A real nigga.
"Steven was drunk again, he needs to keep his dick to himself."

"Hey Steven gets a lot of booty when he's with that Josh."
by Olga2018 June 15, 2018
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The guy who wont do what you say he should do. Also he's the fatass of the house. Steven sits on his lazy ass playing away at fucking COD Infinite Warfare without a care in life. He spends our shit on gaming equipment. fuck you Steven.
*Jerry would enter the room*
Jerry: Hey, did you get the spaghetti from the store?
Steven: No I thought you would get it
Jerry: Steve this is the last time. I want my spaghetti.
by MyAnus_McSqueezie February 26, 2018
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A Steven flew around my room befor you
by Steve I November 14, 2018
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Steven (with a ph)

Steven (with a ph) is typically a badass Durham mans, usually ranging from 185 cm to about 186.7 cm tall on good days . He likes taking long morning jogs and appears to have all kinds of gains.. Steven (with a ph) is famous for his wittiness and his dark/ dry sense of humour - his meme game being proof of this claim. His favourite movie of all time will always secretly be Tarzan.

Some speak of him as an adrenaline- junkie who jumps out of aircrafts for fun, and also someone who can get extremely competitive, but at the end of the day- is humble in defeat. Steven (with a ph) can be identified by his immaculate facial hair, the unhealthy amount of candy in his car, and the blaring of Justin Bieber songs from his earphones.
Penta: whats up man, im penta
Stephen: hey man, steven (with a ph)..
Penta: nyaehh, so like stevenph?
by osiriously December 19, 2018
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