spider bridge

The act of coring out a cucumber and inserting it into one’s anus while asleep to allow passage of spiders or other insects throughout the night.

Henry made a sweet spider bridge last night, he loves those little guys.

by Galgotgame August 8, 2019

Spider man

a guy wearing mask who had the mission to destroy the city of new york to just save a pussy

cleaner numba 1: oh look spider man
cleaner numba 2:oh shit here we go again

by griythan December 27, 2020

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Wombo Spider

A very rare, gigantic spider found in the regions of East India. They are a real delicacy in India.

Dude wandering around in the east of India: Wow! Look at that spider! It must be one of those tasty Wombo Spiders!

by Cirion August 29, 2010

black spiderman

A spiderman with a huge penis that has 8 legs on said penis forming a web that when ejaculated comes out as a spider web

I love me some black spiderman

by 6ix9ineisapedophile September 1, 2018

The Super Spiderman

This is a rather complicated version of the usual Spiderman. If you can pull it off you really are a superhero, be proud. After receiving a hand-job and nutting in your chicks hands immediately spin her around and slam her up against the wall. With her hands flat up against the wall fuck her from behind long enough for the jizz to dry on her hands sticking her to the wall like Spidey! If she struggles or screams at you remind her that, "With great power comes great responsibility". Leave quickly while she contemplates this...

I laid the Super Spiderman on that ho I met at the bar last night...

by Eldog December 7, 2007

Gnarly Death Spider

A Scary Ass Creatures. O_O that is gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, is balls out danger, and balls out perfection and balls out skill, that has the cure for life.

a HUGE gnarly death spider started sprinting towards me so i grabbed the closest thing (which unfortunately were your bathing suit bottoms) and squished it.

by Hawkings September 8, 2009