Simonist

Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.

I’m proud to be a simonist!

Simonists are the only ones with brains!

Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.

Simonist by NotBrainless September 20, 2019

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Simona 

Simona is a beautiful girl, the prettiest actually, who is caring, thoughtful, who is super understanding and will be there for you always, she is friendly and there are unlimited ways to describe, if you find yourself a Simona, then you better love, cause you'll regret it.

Simona is mine

Simona by Yayayyay628 February 12, 2021

Simonas 

a very funny guy, cool to talk to but is obsessed with minecraft. He spends 23 hours out of the 24 playing minecraft with his discord gamer pals every single day.

Person1: i wonder when Simonas is going to come outside
Person2: he won’t come out till he makes his netherite beacon

Simonas by GigaChad6969 November 29, 2021

simonisthebest 

a twitch streamer that's the best. He plays Minecraft while talking to his chat and at the end of the stream he looks at his fanart on discord... absolute angel

simonisthebest is the best

simonisthebest by Fefridofi009 March 24, 2022

shmonday 

when you had a shitty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday

Bob: is today sunday?

Bill: yeah it is

Bob: it sucked

Bill: yeah it did

Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow

shmonday by achflemmed April 16, 2009

Shmonologist 

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.

"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

Shmonologist by NuclearEfficacy May 17, 2010