shrek fan-fiction

please no, just please no...

Jake: Have you read my shrek fan-fiction?
Andrew: WTF is wrong with you jake?!

by KovikSmith March 16, 2019

shrek

Shrek is life.He is so smexy you must worship him with all your heart

"I just want to Shrek you"

by safehh24h52h March 8, 2023

Shrek

Sexiest lad of all time. You will not be sexually satisfied with anyone else.

Shrek. I love you

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

by Tall Fella January 8, 2022

Shrekking

Ants will still be shrekking, after Armageddon….. giants look so awesome, folks are scared to Shrek ‘em, none the less I garunteeee , when ur in a shrekle, size ain’t worth a nickel, tears are pretty Shrek, turn ‘‘em to A trickle becha life im glad -im-SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I’m so Shrekking shrexy

by Shrexygurl March 14, 2022

Shrek

Our God and savior SHREK of Serbia the Third is the son of God that came down in Serbia to show them how to fix yugoslavia.

Yo bro thanks SHREK if it wasnt for you yugoslavia would had broke

by InsertNameHereF April 12, 2022

Shrek

Mah green bbyyyyy

Shrek: I am a green ogre. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

by Danny Dumptruck November 22, 2021

Shrek

He's Love. He's Life.

I saw shrek and knew what i had to do.

by savagery696910 July 13, 2016