i wanted to have sex so i told my girlfriend to meet me in the girls bathroom at 2. wen i got there she was there and we started making out with tongue. she ripped off my shirt revealing my rock hard 6 pack then she ripped off my pants and underwear revealing my rock hard 12 inch long 3 inch wide cock. she gave me a BJ while i stripped her revealing her 32 double D tits. after about 10 minutes a beautiful blond with 30 double D tits walked in and started to strip. she told me to eat her out. i gladly obliged. after 10 minutes i got up and fucked my girlfriend in pussy while she ate the blonde out. eventually i had to get some of the blonde and my gf switched roles with the blond and i eventually cummed and gave them both facials. then we left.
by awesomepguy January 7, 2012
Get the sexmug. by Harlan Huynh April 29, 2007
Get the Sexmug. S - seriously getting fucked
E - energetic way to do your daily sports
X- x is the future word before boyfriend with your boyfriend
E - energetic way to do your daily sports
X- x is the future word before boyfriend with your boyfriend
by awesomeness24780 March 1, 2015
Get the sexmug. by Lemon-Kardashian May 27, 2018
Get the Sexmug. sex is dumb
by mynameis noneofyallsbisnys August 28, 2016
Get the sexmug. Something that some people may call the most amazing thing in the world or the most disgusting. Sex is the way one reproduces their own kind. Here are some different kinds of sex
1)smooth sex
Nice and slow, normally done by people who are having sex for the first time
2)horrible sex
Sex in which both people are unpleased with how it felt
3)safe sex
Usage of condoms or pregnancy pills
4)extra safe sex
Usage of condoms and pregnancy pills
5)rough sex
The opposite of smooth sex. Normally done when one is extremely horny
6)long sex
Having sex for 3 hours or more
Wow you actually went through and read all of my crap about sex. Great job! You’re a weirdo! Just like me! Also, wtf are you doing looking up the definition of sex on Urban Dictionary? I know damn well you know what it means!
1)smooth sex
Nice and slow, normally done by people who are having sex for the first time
2)horrible sex
Sex in which both people are unpleased with how it felt
3)safe sex
Usage of condoms or pregnancy pills
4)extra safe sex
Usage of condoms and pregnancy pills
5)rough sex
The opposite of smooth sex. Normally done when one is extremely horny
6)long sex
Having sex for 3 hours or more
Wow you actually went through and read all of my crap about sex. Great job! You’re a weirdo! Just like me! Also, wtf are you doing looking up the definition of sex on Urban Dictionary? I know damn well you know what it means!
Person 1: Hey girl, wanna have sex?
Person 2: of course, what kind?
Person 1: Any kind you want to 😏
Person 2: How about rough sex?
Person 1: sounds good to me
30 minutes later
Person 2 on phone: ugh it was horrible! He had a fucking micro penis!
Person 2: of course, what kind?
Person 1: Any kind you want to 😏
Person 2: How about rough sex?
Person 1: sounds good to me
30 minutes later
Person 2 on phone: ugh it was horrible! He had a fucking micro penis!
by TheTurdYouLeftInTheToilet November 4, 2019
Get the Sexmug. A fun activity for anyone and had lots of moaning and can be done as a threesome. When having sex sometimes you need a condom or not to have more fun🍆🍑🍆🍑💦💦👅
Let's have sex it's fun👅 Don't forget to tell my parents they can join us anytime.
Stick the penis through my vagina so that's called sex
Stick the penis through my vagina so that's called sex
by loving person May 23, 2016
Get the Sexmug.