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Salty Cracker

The best show on YouTube and Rumble. He has a fan base that borders on cultlike in their devotion, referring to themselves as the Salty Army.
I'm gonna watch Salty Cracker later. Want to join?
Salty Cracker by KRayna September 13, 2023

salty balls

The taste of a guys balls after having not washed for many a day.
Sara: Nothin' worse than my boyfriend's Salty Balls - he never wash!
salty balls by Braku69 April 29, 2006

SALTY CRACKER

A pissed off white boy.
A pissed off white boy is a SALTY CRACKER.
SALTY CRACKER by Tad Jones January 22, 2009

Salty Pooptatoes 

During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.
James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"

Salty Sea Dog 

When taking a lady from behind, one reaches round and wipes their hand across/in/around the lady minge in order to obtain lady water on one's hand. The mucky hand is then smeared over the lady's face, and the words uttered 'Avast, the Salty Sea Dog'!
Jesus, that kebab was rank. It tasted like a Salty Sea Dog
Salty Sea Dog by jamjam41 July 3, 2008

Salty Mooncake 

A sexual act where a salty solution is inserted into a moon cake like part of the body
"yo dude took this girl home last night. gave her one salty mooncake alright. . .."

high five
Salty Mooncake by Chinkalinka September 25, 2010