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If you have this name, you are a gay male who looks like a fucking stick with a small ass penis. This name means that you are the biggest faggot in the school. You are a scrawny piece of shit. Your mom probably doesn't love you. Also, you are always the aggressor.
Person 1: Yo, did you see the new stick outside
Person 2: You mean Ryan?
Person 1: Yea, that's what I meant.
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Dump thicc 👑
Ryan: I know 😉
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Ryan drinks all the time just to pass the time
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The name you give your kid if they aren’t going to be circumcised
“Ryan is such a prick.”
“Yeah it’s cuz he has foreskin
by Iamnotnotreal May 7, 2019
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Ryan’s are really unloyal and rude. They break your heart and play with your feelings. If you ever meet a Ryan don’t fall for them and try to stay away. They can be very attractive but still don’t fall for them! They are tall and have brown hair. They can be really good friends but nothing more. If you are in a relationship with a ryan and think he is the one then he is able to be there for you. Just learn from my experience. But I did learn a lot from Ryan that they can give you the worst time of your life;( 👍🏻
Merissa: this really cute guy just asked me out and he’s attractive.
Me: you must of found a ryan but don’t fall for him!
Merissa: ok thanks for the advice
Ryan: so what do you say?
Merissa: no you look like a player.
Ryan: oh ok go find another one!
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Ryan is the worst kind of person you will ever meet. The biggest fuckboy in all of existence. He's selfish and extremely vain. Knows hes a piece of shit but doesn't care. He's a free loader. All around the worst kind of person .
Ryan is so selfish
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Ryan is a semi-attractive man that you get to know over a period of time. You'll soon find him to be a great friend even if his nickname is Satan. If you ever meet him, he'll hold a great conversation with you and crack plenty of jokes. Tends to like dubstep and rap and also loves the YouTube video, "old gregg". If you ever get the chance to date him, do not waste it. He's sweet and will show you a side of him that no one else sees. The sweetness and loving, tender side comes out when you two are all alone and he'll share his dark secrets with you if he trusts you enough. He'll hold you close at night and make love to you in the most amazing way. You'll feel like the most special girl in the world to him even if there are times when he can hurt you just as much. A Ryan like this might send insults without thinking twice about it and doesn't know how bad he can hurt someone but if he knows he's in the wrong, he'll say it. All in all, he's a guy who loves dogs, avocado, Invader Zim and a guy that you don't EVER want to find yourself on his bad side. Cause trust me when I say, he will fuck you up.
"Hey, Ryan, what should I put as your name in my phone? I already have another Ryan."

"Write me down as Satan. That way if I give you a call, it'll say 'Satan is calling'."

"Alright!"
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