Russian Teet

2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka

Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.

by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017

russian fiddleblast

When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.

Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.

by Spoonful of poodin February 18, 2018

Russian Sludge

Cumming into a shot glass of vodka for the perfect savory midnight treat

I woke up at 3 am for that savory Russian Sludge

by SlipperyTant March 7, 2017

russian math

The name for nerds who need extra hard math and like to "show off" about it.

Hey, what did you get for your math quiz?
100%...
Oh yeah, you're a russian math.

by geek.girl April 13, 2017

Russian Divingboard

A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.

(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)

As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.

by Clit Lint July 4, 2016

Russian tugboat

When you throw up all over your partner, while wearing nothing but a page boy hat, and then have them haul you across the floor while chanting "Tug tug tug!"

I had to replace the carpet in my living room after she made me give her a Russian tugboat.

by Spanky Wiffleball June 18, 2016

Russian Bulldyke

A large, muscular lesbian with an excessive, over-the-top lesbian haircut. She'll beat your ass then steal your girl. Her preferred drink is a vodka tonic with a splash of cran. She brings her "friend" Debbie to Thanksgiving every year. She's well-known to explode at the tiniest sign of an inconvenience.

Hey Betty, I'm sorry I spilled your drink. Some Russian Bulldyke pushed me over after I looked in the direction of her girlfriend.

by JAZ AMP September 3, 2016