Russian Button

Butthole with hemorrhoids.

I told Steve my Russian Button is of limits until the cream works it's magic

by Sue Doughnim June 24, 2021

Russian Fold

When you get hit in the dick when your are fully erect and your dick folds in half as a result. Can also result from when a bitch is riding you cowgirl style and falls off like an autistic cunt and bends your dick in half as she falls.

Richard: "Did you just get hit in the dick?"
Steve: "Yeah that bitch gave me a Russian fold"

by 69gay69 January 11, 2017

Russian Stromboli

When a woman has a yeast infection and a guy eats her pussy anyway.

"I just have my girl a Russian Stromboli."

by Bad Angel September 22, 2019

Russian Motorcycle

A sexual act between a man and a partner (male or female). The first step is for the man to lay down on his back, with his hand tied or cuffed behind him. His partner then squats down on his dick, similar to how you sit on a motorcycle. The partner then pinches and twists the man's nipples making him squirm in pain. The goal is for the partner to stay on as long as possible while the man tries to shake them off.

Guy #1: Dude what happened to Chris?
Guy#2: I heard his girl gave him a Russian motorcycle last week, he hasn't been the same since.

by Mrdrproffesser October 8, 2017

russian buffet

a bunch of shirtless, male and female russian people line up sitting down while vodka is being poured into there belly button and comes out there ass. they then proceed to kiss

Did you hear about the russian buffet about to happen?
Yeah, Osama bin Laden is in it.
Isn't he dead?
Yeah

by Osama bin Ladens's stepson July 24, 2021

Russian day

The Russian day is a unit of time that is approximately two months.

Many parts of Russia are bathed in sunlight for twenty-four hours a day for over two months, thus saying something took a whole Russian day means it took a very long time, a couple months at least.

We have nintey-percent peroxide, made without vacuum distillation, and it only took a Russian day!

by celery godulus December 30, 2021

russian lipstick

Applying the blood from yourself, comrades, or your foes for lipstick.

Alexa: "What type of shade is that lipstick, Jenny has on?"
Isaiah: "Oh that's russian lipstick from the blood of her fallen foes"
Alexa: "Oh..."

by Bennie the Bum 1937 September 25, 2017